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HAPPY IED MUBARAK!!!!
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last night i have a extra tremendous stupid dreams, my teacher built a castle in ront of my school, should i believe that #stupid“Believe in your dreams. Sometimes they’re all you’ve got.”
(Source: recklessinnocence)
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don’t judge book by its cover, JUDGE THEM BY ITS PRICE
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Posted on September 4, 2010 via NiceTry.me with 3 notes
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17126.) I’ve fallen for you since the night of Prom… but I’m too scared to tell you that. People keep commenting on how cute we are together and I laugh them off but secretly, they give me butterflies.
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errrrrrrrrrr………BOTEN NGARTOS (i dont understand)
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Ok, this one is really good =]
LOL MJMP needs to see this
PATTTRRRRIIIICKKK, THATS WHY I HEART YA](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vnmefq0D1qcf0dwo1_500.jpg)
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Ok, this one is really good =]
LOL MJMP needs to see this
PATTTRRRRIIIICKKK, THATS WHY I HEART YA
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dOnt u tHinK reAd thiS seTeNce kiNda aNNoying?
no, in some region, especially Indonesia Bagian Alay, writing like this is fucking cool like ultra high level chinese traditional caligraphy (?) -
why do tweeples love to tweet quotes and hi-level english, in fact THEY DONT KNOW WHATS THAT MEAN
because they wanna be cool as refrigerator syalalala -
Winnie the pig
Hallo Dirk, Dirk just said that winnie the pooh is a pig (?)
Hallo, today is the 5th of Ramadan. Because today is sunday, so I slept like a pregnant cow (again), and I woke up at noon…
My father offered to break the fast (did I say it right?) Out. Firstly I chose Central Park, but finally we broke our fast at Plaza Senayan.
We arrived at Plaza Senayan at 5:36 PM. I rushed to food court at the 3rd floor, but still we didn’t get place to sit since the food court was sooooo crowded, full of hungry heads (?)…..
Then I wanted to eat at pepper lunch, which is near the food court, but gosh….we had to queue at the line. then I went to din tai fung, and it was fucking the same as pepper lunch….
Finally we got seats at oh la la cafe…
Since I was soooooo hungry like a monster who didn’t eat for a decade (?), I ordered Fish and chips and quiche chicken mushroom (I don’t know how to write it #stupid) and Ice Cream jasmine tea. Meanwhile the other ordered Soup feuillete,oxtail soup, Iga penyet (I don’t know what to say in english, penyet ribs? #hillbilly).I thought that I wouldn’t be full if I just order two kinds of dishes, but it was wrong, after eating those food, I felt I just ate stone (read: I can’t walk because I’m too full #justforgetit).
Then, we went to sogo department store. My father went to toy store in the 4th floor and bought a ball for adam (my 1 year little brother). Then he chose one of the ball which have picture of winnie the pooh on it, then he said “Look, this ball is cool, there is a picture of a PIG”……krik..krik..krik….so he thought that winnie the pooh is a pig. Cool winnie the pig….(?)
Okay, then we went to foodhall for just buy some dairy products. I promised to myself to not buy (or even touch) some chocolates and snacks. But since my father told that I can take some snacks., so I broke my promise (?)…..
I bought some ‘guilty pleasure’ things like pocky banana,strawberry, a bar of belgium chocolate, timtam and kinder joy. Gosh, I think imma be fatter in this FASTING month….
Oh ya, my father also bought a kilogram of organic chicken, oyster and green oyster (I don’t know what the name is). Is he going to cook? Only god knows that (?)
Then we went home, and at home he cooked the oyster and we ate (again)…
That’s all
This is my first post in english
I know my english is so bad
Just trying to writeSee ya, oyster (?).
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ummm........well english
Boss:hey paijo why you didn't come yesterday?Driver:I'm sorry sir, i enter the wind yesterday, then my wife curry my back until my back is red but now i feel better (maaf pak, saya masuk angin kemarin, terus istri saya ngerokin punggung saya sampe merah dan sekarang saya merasa lebih baik)Boss:red? well actually i didnt really understand what did you say, now let's go to Kuningan.Driver:mister want to go to yellows? lets we go now before the streets stuck (bapak ingin ke kuningan? mari kita berangkat sebelum jalanan macet)KRIK KRIK KRIK
